The search for the perfect bikini

I am currently shopping for bathing suites for the honeymoon. I have one from VS that is emerald green and super cute. I like it so much but it was freaking $80, does this seem like a lot of money for a bra and panties you swim in? Come on it is two little pieces of fabric!

So in my search I went to Old Navy thinking they would have some cute cheap mix and match items. I was mistaken, so very mistaken. Their whole collection was neon colored string bikinis made for 12 year old girls. WTF is that? I then headed to Target, my long standing go to for pretty much everything an anything. Again, all these bright crazy patterned ugly as crap string numbers that I would have to weigh two pounds to even be seen in it. I then tried VS again, thinking oh well it worked one time. Well apparently they like only glitter action on their pieces witch is so practical, or they think all women look like the bitches in their catalog. Eff them.

So now I have gone on to JCrew. Apparently they are offering an additional 20% off of sale items (final sale of course) right now. I thought perfect I can for sure find something at good old JCrew. 2 hours of picking colors and bottoms and tops I like to only find out they don't have the size I like in the color I like later I still came up with nothing. I found one freaking matching set that I am going to have to buy now because I invested so much freaking time. I just hope it is not too ugly. GOD!!!! Here is the top, what do you think?

Where can I find a cute bathing suite ladies???? I am going nuts.